i just wanted to watch a fun superhero movie
i did not sign up for falling head over heels in love with some romanian asshole in a face mask this is not what i wanted out of life
idk i just really want a tall boy who’s adorable and sexy and dorky and can speak another language and has dark hair and blue eyes and can rock super-smudged eyeliner and long hair and I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SEBASTIAN STAN
Sebastian returns from jogging
Sebastian is very good at something
Sebastian lies outside and sunbathes
"Steve Rogers has lost everyone, so that unexpected link…it’s a big deal to Steve." [x]
the fact that there were multiple photoshoots where sebastian stan was asked to pour alcohol over himself
I PROMISE I’LL SEND AS MANY AS I CAN BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SUBMIT BOX IS OPEN!
JUST WAIT FOR YOUR SEB BECAUSE HE SHALL COME TO YOUR ASK BOX SOON OR LATER
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999
you can be like sif.
you can be like black widow
you can be like jane foster
you can be like darcy
you can be like pepper potts.
But i suggest being like Mjolnir, and only allow worthy people to pick you up.
my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause